It feels soooooo good to be back in the blogosphere, my friends. It's been far too long. This hiatus, which I'm sure has prompted my vast amount of readers to have suicidal thoughts because they simply can't live without my written word, has come to an end. I was doing hard time for stealing pixie sticks from this four-year-old girl who rubbed me the wrong way. She had it coming. They didn't have WiFi in jail and I kept trying to escape to get to an Internet cafe because I knew how much you wanted me. Alas, it made my stay in the joint a little longer than I would've liked, but it was all worth it because I did it for YOU. Yes, you. Now while you ponder whether this actually happened, listen to this song I discovered while I was doing bench-press sets with Stabby Joe. He slapped his wife with a spatula and got a year for assault.
Here's B.O.B. and Eminem with Airplanes Part II.
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